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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Reading, 'Riting, and Ramblings</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com</link><description>The pop-infused house for my sardonic wit and nominal sentences.</description><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:31 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Agency in Adult Fiction</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=179</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I finished another of Sophie Kinsella's bestsellers in my ongoing effort to learn the secrets of comedy gold. Unfortunately, this time the only lessons I took away were negative ones. The book of the week was <em>The Undomestic Goddess</em>, which has four and a half stars on Amazon...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:30:15 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Great Telephone Interview Disaster of 2013</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=178</link><description><![CDATA[On Thursday I had a telephone interview that will be sealed forever in my memory as one of the most mortifying experiences of my life, second only to that time in my freshman year of high school that I impulsively hugged my crush...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 16:32:56 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>American vs. British Comedy</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=177</link><description><![CDATA[In the interest of making <em>Kagemusha</em> as zippy as I can, I've been scouring the shelves for popular comedic novels. As I mentioned in my post bemoaning the modern predilection for Writing Novels Like Screenplays, nobody likes to write comedy...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:25:30 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Disappointed Recycling Bin</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=176</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday my little MLS-holding self spent the afternoon taking pictures of pretty flowers for a webpage. I stopped in the library basement to rehydrate and found a kindred spirit. I feel your pain, bottle...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:21:04 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Writing Novels Like Screenplays</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=175</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I discovered that my local library subscribes to eBooks through Indiana Digital Media, which is powered through Overdrive. I went to town browsing all of the books I normally wouldn't look twice at if I had to pay for them through Amazon: horror novels, paperback romances, sci-fi and thrillers...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:48:02 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Americans in International Fiction</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=173</link><description><![CDATA[I have occasionally been tempted to write characters from foreign cultures into my fiction. I've tried to set stories in countries I've never visited and mimic dialects I don't speak. The results have been silly at best and insulting at worst...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Timeless Classics</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=174</link><description><![CDATA[Timeless classics are so called because their plots and characters resonate with audiences decades or even centuries after they were published. But even "timeless" stories are inextricably rooted in the age and place in which they were written...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:58:19 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Mystery Tropes I Wish Would Die</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=172</link><description><![CDATA[I've always loved reading mysteries. Not only to they offer fun puzzles and a bit of mental exercise, but they're very reassuring. The detective/crime/mystery genre offers a dependable catharsis&mdash;no matter what injustices the universe throws at us, the truth will always come out...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:02:08 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Job Ad Translations</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=166</link><description><![CDATA[So I've been at the job hunting game for a while now. I've played it daily over the past year that I've been looking for full-time employment, but I've been dabbling in it ever since the summer of 2007, when I needed to earn the rent for my first sublet while taking Chemistry 101 (technically it was C117, but you get the idea)...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:59:13 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Rejections</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=171</link><description><![CDATA[Well, another job fell through. At least they had the courtesy to let me know personally this time; I've received too many slapdash emails from secretaries I've never met. After the third mass letter I received from the local public library saying they chose someone "whose qualification [<em>sic</em>] better fit the needs of the position," I shot back a disgruntled reply that the person they hired over me better have had more than <em>one</em>...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:51:13 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Big Spender</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=169</link><description><![CDATA[Writing has been put on hold until my life goes down ten degrees of crazy. With the annual conference fast approaching, we're running around like headless chickens at work. I also have a big headache-inducing project for a faculty member on the side, I'm trying to figure out where we're going to live in three months, and I just got a call on Thursday for an interview out of town (apparently the Skype debacle wasn't as bad as I'd thought)...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:29:17 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>When Technology Makes Life Harder</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=168</link><description><![CDATA[Emerging technologies have, without a doubt, made life much easier in many ways. I can transfer money from my savings to my checking account in minutes without hauling myself to the bank. I can order almost anything we need online, instead of driving all over town to look for a particular cable or type of battery at a reasonable price...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:51:05 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Myth of the Patriarchy</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=167</link><description><![CDATA[Over the weekend I read a blog post by a woman I generally like, but who was unfortunately beguiled by the "empowering" rah-rah of man bashers. She reviewed the book <em>How To Be A Woman</em> by Caitlin Moran, which apparently had her "weeping with laughter...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:53:53 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>A Most Unfortunate Choice of Widget</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=165</link><description><![CDATA[Today I was gathering links to databases of animal behavior jobs for CISAB's website when I thought to look at the Indiana state parks for postings. So I hopped on over to our trusty government website, and <em>wah</em>...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:51:57 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Life Changes</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=164</link><description><![CDATA[You know those comedies where the protagonist encounters trouble after trouble, and when he hits rock bottom, he says, "Well, at least it can't get any worse!"...and at that very moment, he hears a clap of thunder and a flash flood pours down on his head...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:42:09 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Organic vs. Inorganic Conflict</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=161</link><description><![CDATA[For the past few weeks, I've been reading James Scott Bell's <em>Conflict &amp; Suspense</em> on the recommendation of Lynn Viehl, the author of Paperback Writer. It's a short book, but it's jam-packed with advice that makes you stop and think...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:24:58 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>2013 Goals</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=159</link><description><![CDATA[I've never been big on New Year's Resolutions, for largely the same reasons that I'm not into NaNoWriMo. Just like there's no magical fairy dust floating in the November air that makes it the prime time to sit down and churn out a book, there's nothing particularly special about January 1 that makes sweeping life changes easier to accomplish...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:04:28 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Guns in Fiction Land</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=160</link><description><![CDATA[When I was at Sweetie's father's place for Christmas, I watched a commercial for the TV series <em>House</em> at least a hundred times. In it was a clip of the hospital administrator giving House a cold, hard truth: "Two sick babies is very sad, but it does not prove an epidemic...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:23:48 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Romance of Rape</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=158</link><description><![CDATA[A week or two ago there was a minor hullabaloo up in Canada (or Toronto, which is as representative of "Canada" as Manhattan is of America). A mob of university students showed up to a lecture by Warren Farrell, a prominent men's rights activist, and blocked the doors, shouted nasty chants, and harassed the attendees...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:02:57 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Taking a Step Back</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=155</link><description><![CDATA[I took a break from writing documentation at work today to peruse my blog feed. Allison Winn Scotch had an interesting piece on "Finding Your Voice Again," in which she admitted that she's burned out as a novelist...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:27:28 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Tricky Twists</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=157</link><description><![CDATA[Over the past week or so, I spent a good chunk of time reading a graphic novel from the '90s called <em>Ghost Hunt</em>. The series consisted of twelve volumes of 100 pages each, or about 1200 pages. It took me 10-12 hours to read it from front to back, skipping all the introductory pages and footnotes explaining Japanese honorifics, customs, mythology, etc...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:22:58 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Weeding Through Ideas</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=156</link><description><![CDATA[Sweetie sometimes tells me that my unfinished story outlines multiply like rabbits. Every other day I come up with new ideas inspired by other books, movies, TV shows, and/or real life. I watch a documentary about a wealthy family ruined by the Great Depression; "Ooh...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:31:07 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Central Lie in Fiction</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=154</link><description><![CDATA[How was everyone's Thanksgiving? This year I introduced Sweetie to the traditional Marnell way: we lock ourselves up in the house, forget it's Thanksgiving until dinner time, and then eat a meal with no turkey, stuffing, or cranberry sauce in sight...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:40:15 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Day Job Goings-On</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=152</link><description><![CDATA[The university has basically shut down this week for Thanksgiving Break. Spoiled kids&mdash;when <em>I</em> was a student we had classes until Wednesday. I would be looking forward to a vacation too, but I get paid by the hour, and I need my 40 hours per pay period...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:09:38 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Workspaces</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=151</link><description><![CDATA[My semi-professional workplace is pretty awesome. I work in an old house in the low-traffic eye of campus that has been converted into a casual office building. The family room is the secretary's reception area, the living room has been reconfigured for seminars and conferences, the upstairs den makes a cozy computer lab, and the attic has a suite of tiny offices for graduate students...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 09:28:44 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>WIP Reincarnation</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=150</link><description><![CDATA[Rest in peace, WIP-B, and welcome to the world, WIP-BB. Over the weekend Sweetie and I worked out how to rescue WIP-B from its three-fourths completed, cobweb-gathering existence by plucking it up from 1897 London and plopping it right here into the twenty-first century, in good ol' NYC...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 07:10:45 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Amazon's eBook Returns Policy</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=149</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I put up another short by Tara Chen, "Partners," which I think is a nice little piece. Even Sweetie only hated half of it. Usually he hates everyone and everything in my Tara Chen stories (a fan of cutesy YA romances he is not), but this time he only hated the people he was supposed to hate and tolerated people he was supposed to like...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:26:14 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>BS Writing Advice: Cliffhangers! Cliffhangers! Cliffhangers!</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=144</link><description><![CDATA[A week or so ago, in preparation for Halloween, one of the writing sites I follow posted an article about how to write suspenseful stories. You've got your unexpected twists, your unanswered questions, and of course, our wonderful old friends, cliffhangers...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:43:51 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Thinking Happy Thoughts</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=147</link><description><![CDATA[Lately, I've been hanging out a bit too often with my toxic friends Disappointment, Cynicism, and Melancholy. I was passed over for a job I was really hoping to get without so much as a mass email to let me know (methinks they wanted a student, as these things usually go), and then <em>The Chaperone</em> dashed my hopes of becoming an instant smash by only selling two copies this weekend...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 20:04:45 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Why I Hate Neofeminists</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=146</link><description><![CDATA[Back in September, while ranting about the sex myths romance writers perpetuate, I promised to talk about why I hate neofeminists. I've been putting it off because it's a touchy topic, and one that gets me very riled up...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:13:55 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Critics of the Future</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=145</link><description><![CDATA[I'm usually not one to post random cute videos, but this is just <em>too</em> cute. My sentiments exactly, Eleanor. My sentiments exactly.]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:01:14 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>What I Learned From &lt;em&gt;The Casual Vacancy&lt;/em&gt;</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=143</link><description><![CDATA[Last night, I finished J. K. Rowling's long-awaited "grown-up" novel, <em>The Casual Vacancy</em>. I say "long-awaited," but what I mean is "long-dreaded." Would she fumble the ball? Would she dash our hopes for the next great literary achievement, the application of her famous creative wit to the complex and contradictory world of adults...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 18:34:15 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Taking Off the Training Wheels</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=142</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I finished the last chapter of my erotic Victorian novella, <em>The Chaperone</em>. Or "Madeleine Dupont" finished "her" erotic novella...because as far as the print record is concerned, T. K...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 14:10:42 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Stories #4</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=141</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 21:19:41 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>BS Writing Advice: Adverbs Are the Enemy</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=140</link><description><![CDATA[This post begins another sporadic blogging series which I have affectionately dubbed "BS Writing Advice." I believe the title explains itself. But for the purposes of establishing a mission statement and sticking to it, I will declare that I intend to write about the ubiquitous Pro Tips for writers which are, in my humble opinion, bullshit...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 20:30:34 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Dos and Don'ts of Deadlines</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=138</link><description><![CDATA[We've crossed the halfway mark for October. The leaves have turned, the stores have stocked millions of overpriced pumpkins and bags of candy, and everywhere you turn, writers are talking about NaNoWriMo...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:41:40 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Random Comic</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=139</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 21:05:40 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Stories #3</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=136</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 12:51:09 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Housekeeping Announcements</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=135</link><description><![CDATA[<strong>1.</strong> I've killed CAPTCHA on my comment form. If you tried to use it recently, but it constantly spit out an error telling you your answer was incorrect, that was my fault. When I converted the scripts that pull post information from my databases to MySQLi, I forgot that a small snippet of the comment processor needed to be adjusted as well...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 10:46:08 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Next Generation</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=134</link><description><![CDATA[On Monday I began my first course for my copyediting certificate. Turns out I know a lot less than I thought I did! I won't write a laundry list of all the mistakes I've been making, but suffice to say that I feel like symbolically burning everything I've published before this week...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:21:14 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>What Is A Story?</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=132</link><description><![CDATA[About two weeks ago, I read an article with a title along the same lines as this one. I started writing this in response, but then life wandered in and I had to quickly close the browser window so it wouldn't see me blogging and watching foreign historical fantasies instead of working, exercising, sleeping...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 11:14:36 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Perking Up</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=133</link><description><![CDATA[I've been in a funk for the past couple of weeks. A lot of stress was heaped on me all at once when my supervisor at work hurt her back, I got snagged in the inevitable web of approvals for my back end redesign, and the lab director threw the bulk of a big project at me when I already had my arms full...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 09:13:44 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Weekend Randomness</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=131</link><description><![CDATA[This is what happens when I take Sweetie make-up shopping and let him pick out my nail polish: Or with a cat accessory: And this is what happens when I give Sweetie our old foam mattress topper and tell him to do whatever he wants with it: She hasn't moved since yesterday...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 11:37:19 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Persistent Sex Myths</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=130</link><description><![CDATA[Okay. So, after a particular reading experience lost me two nights of sleep tossing around in anger before I finally penned a scathing two-star, multiple-paragraph review, Sweetie has banned me from reading other writers' bad smutty books and restricted me to writing my <em>own</em> bad smutty books...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:19:38 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Seven Words</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=129</link><description><![CDATA[Whenever I don't feel like writing, I've been making an effort to at least read popular books instead. Follow the trends, expand my horizons, that sort of thing. It seems that half of the Kindle bestsellers, especially on the freebies list, are romances...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:07:04 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Versatile Antihero</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=128</link><description><![CDATA[This morning I browsed a post on <em>Writer Unboxed</em> on antiheroes. I was excited to read about the topic, but disappointed in the execution. The author gave a very narrow definition of antiheroes, and he seemed to imply that there's only one "proper" kind: the kind that's in a tough situation with no clear "right answer," who believes he's doing what needs to be done...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2012 12:21:30 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Life Report</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=127</link><description><![CDATA[Hello, blog. I haven't seen you in a while. Today I turned in my timesheet for my first two weeks of work. These weeks have been pretty hectic, not the least because I've had to readjust to wearing clothes...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 00:23:02 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Took the Plunge</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=126</link><description><![CDATA[This morning I finally signed up for the copywriting certificate program at UCSD. Even though I said I'd do it months ago, and I even bought the textbook for the first class, I was still waffling on whether I'd register up until the moment I clicked the "Checkout" button...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 06:05:03 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Amassing More Degrees</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=124</link><description><![CDATA[Halfway through writing my post on the pitfalls of modernization, I received an email from the director of CISAB (the Center for the Integrative Study of Animal Behavior, an organization within the department of biology) offering me a position as a "part-time office assistant, web consultant, and graphic designer...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:26:58 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Eight Plus Rules for Writing Fiction</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=125</link><description><![CDATA[The other day I read the first few pages of a novel by a blogger I follow. And they were...well, I didn't make it to the end of the preview. And I felt mildly hypocritical for thinking privately that maybe she shouldn't have taken the self-publishing route, since I'm supposed to be chanting, "Down with the gatekeepers...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 20:59:11 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Not-So-Infallible Automation</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=123</link><description><![CDATA[Many modern comforts and conveniences are driven by automation. I manage my bank accounts and pay my bills through a series of scripts and databases, with rarely the need to interact with another human or walk to the mailbox...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:10:54 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Leaving the Self-Pubber Circle</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=122</link><description><![CDATA[The other day Sweetie introduced me to an interesting, if crude, slang term: "circle jerk." I imagine most people can divine what it means from the phrasing alone, but for the ones who grew up as sheltered as I did, here's the Wikipedia article...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:46:38 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Badly Behaved Authors</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=121</link><description><![CDATA[So this morning I had a rather "fun" experience. Last night, I read a post by a certain popular author who shall not be named about the mistakes self-publishers make in launching their careers. I wrote an off-hand comment about the things I was willing and unwilling to do for the sake of sales (e...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 16:49:08 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The New Normal</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=119</link><description><![CDATA[The other week, Sweetie and I drove to several places around town looking for a new couch. We discovered not long ago that the one his father found for us when we first moved in together in 2007 had been fire damaged, with all sorts of structural warping and nasty things floating around inside...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:52:51 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Nefarious Blurb</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=112</link><description><![CDATA[Back in elementary school, the Scholastic catalog was a thing of wonder. I would pore over the books like an office girl drools over the product pages of Sephora. I carefully examined every catalog that came my way, but I took the Scholastic one especially seriously because it was the one full of things I could actually get...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 23:55:30 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Permanence of Snap Judgments</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=118</link><description><![CDATA[When I was in the eighth grade, my English teacher showed us a little psychology exercise to demonstrate the impact the order of adjectives can have on the meaning to a reader. I can't find it anywhere on the Internet, but I'll do my best to replicate it here...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:42:00 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Keeping Readers Interested</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=117</link><description><![CDATA[The other day, I sent a copy of <em>Bubbles Pop</em> to a blogger for a review. Yeah, I know, that book is dead, but I'm still using it as a guinea pig for marketing tactics. Anyway, I received a reply today that she liked the voice and humor, but she got bored with the plot halfway through, so she declined to review it...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 09:17:34 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Outcast Quiz</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=116</link><description><![CDATA[Working from home has its advantages, but it has definite hazards, as well. There's the lure of indolence, the danger of depression, and of course the health complications of physical inactivity. But the biggest one of all is the changes in outlook that come from living in isolation on the fringe of society...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 07:38:03 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Stories 2</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=115</link><description><![CDATA[A comic. Also, a cat. Hide-And-Go-Seek: You're Doin' It Wrong]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 12:25:52 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Kobo Writing Life</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=114</link><description><![CDATA[Kobo Writing Life went live yesterday, and Sweetie urged me to jump on the bandwagon before it got too full. I was just about go to bed at the time and was wary of going through the whole process of setting up an account etc...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:08:34 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Unscrupulous Self-Pubbers II: Sleazy Review Services</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=113</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I spent far too long reading a <em>Twilight</em> ripoff. The author said as much in her interview about the book on the product page, though I didn't notice it was a vampire trilogy until I had already downloaded it...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 04:31:32 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>In the Heat of the Night</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=110</link><description><![CDATA[It's official: the world is conspiring against me. I dragged myself to the OB-GYN yesterday (or at least I forced Sweetie to drag me). Turns out it isn't a UTI, but Bacterial vaginosis. The nurse practitioner who examined me said she'd seen a lot of cases in the past few weeks because of this hellish heat wave&mdash;women are sweating constantly or sitting around in their wet bathing suits, creating ideal breeding grounds for bacteria...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:26:14 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Not So Happy Fourth of July</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=109</link><description><![CDATA[I hope everyone is enjoying their national holidays...at least more than I am. It's just been one of those days that the forces of the universe seem to be conspiring against me. I confirmed my sneaking suspicion that I had contracted another UTI...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 11:11:37 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Historical Novels and Contemporary Readers</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=108</link><description><![CDATA[I haven't touched my manuscript for WIP-B in a few days. Instead, I've had my nose stuck in my used library copy of <em>Daily Life in Victorian England</em>, submerging myself in the details of the period and reevaluating my first draft for any historical inaccuracies...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 19:51:31 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Textbook Price Gouging</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=107</link><description><![CDATA[On Monday I was trying to research what should have been a simple question: "What education would a man have needed to become a lawyer in England in the 1890s?" But as adept as I am at squeezing what I need out of the Internet, it turned out to be nigh impossible to find useful resources...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:50:06 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Breaking The Rules</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=106</link><description><![CDATA[As of today, I am tuning out of the blogosphere for <strong>at least</strong> one week. As this blog is hosted independently and floats somewhere outside of the blogosphere, it doesn't count. But reading blogs, commenting, and going out of my way to engage with shadowy figures in parts unknown is off-limits...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 15:14:14 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Bad Reasons To Be A Writer</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=105</link><description><![CDATA[A short article on Forbes has made a bit of a stir among writers, because it seems to say that a lot of them shouldn't be writers at all. The fault isn't in the content, but in the flippant way it's written&mdash;believe me, flippancy doesn't go over well with people who are not perceptive readers...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 01:00:34 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Critiquing: The Necessary Evil</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=104</link><description><![CDATA[Progress has stalled on WIP-B for a while now. It's not that I waste my days painting my nails and watching Korean dramas (well, not <em>all</em> of my days) but my heart just hasn't been in it. Yes, yes, flimsy excuses&mdash;writing is work, after all...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 02:55:56 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>I Beat the Brontes</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=103</link><description><![CDATA[My life feels like it's been hanging in suspended animation for the past couple of days. I threw everything I had into one last-ditch effort to rescue <em>Bubbles Pop</em> from the dark recesses of one million plus rankings right before I was liberated from the clutches of KDP Select...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:02:20 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Sifting Through Editors</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=102</link><description><![CDATA[Today, before wrapping up one final short story before I dig into WIP-B again, I browsed for freelance editors to help me prepare the final manuscript for publication. Yes, it's a long way off (and longer still if I keep spending my time on short stories and browsing for editors), but the search for a good one seems almost as long and difficult...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 21:27:30 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Unscrupulous Self-Pubbers</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=101</link><description><![CDATA[My day started off on a depressing note when I opened my email to (a) a credit card statement and (b) a letter of rejection for a visiting librarian position I had applied to in May. The letter was an odd one in that it didn't say that another candidate had better qualifications...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 06:26:13 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Slow and Steady</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=100</link><description><![CDATA[In between writing fluffy stories under pen names and messing with promotion and sales etc., I actually have been working on WIP-B with some consistency. Here's a screenshot of the form I use to update that progress bar to the right: I don't write linearly, even though it looks that way from the percentages...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 09:03:53 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>My First Fan</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=99</link><description><![CDATA[According to various sources, I am supposed to be doing everything in my power to cultivate "fans." The magic number of "fans" required for career success and stability varies, but generally hovers around 1,000...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:22:59 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Choice of Pen Names</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=98</link><description><![CDATA[Though I have been trying hard to finish WIP-B in a reasonable time frame, sometimes I just need to cut loose and write some smut. I don't mean "smut" as in "porn," but <em>literary</em> smut. The sort of story that I can dash off quickly and be absolutely certain that it pushes no boundaries, makes no one think, and will be entirely forgotten within the hour...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:11:51 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Books vs. Cupcakes and Chairs</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=97</link><description><![CDATA[After finishing a tough scene in chapter two of WIP-B, I was winding down by watching writers snipe at each other again. To paraphrase: "Traditional publishers are dying! They're mean and horrible and the KDP revolution will topple their tyrannical rule...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 05:47:10 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Problem of Sex</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=96</link><description><![CDATA[I woke up around four this morning on fire. First of all, it's 91 degrees outside with 49% humidity and our air conditioner is decades old. But less literally, I was also set alight with an unquenchable drive to write for the first time in weeks...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 14:56:03 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Limerick #6</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=95</link><description><![CDATA[A young poet brooded and dwelt On the unhappy hand life had dealt. He climbed up a cliff, Cried, "Goodbye! This is it!" Then went home to write how it felt.]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 05:31:13 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>A Very Expensive Hobby</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=94</link><description><![CDATA[After reading more about the scary things publishers do to trap writers into lives of indentured servitude, I've pretty much given up on selling my next work to someone else for the comfort of an advance...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 03:00:39 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Priorities</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=93</link><description><![CDATA[In addition to the three WIPs I have listed there on the right side, I have a couple of additional projects in the background and waiting on the sidelines. The most pressing is my six-months-and-counting effort to find a day job...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:29:46 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Just Do It</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=92</link><description><![CDATA["One day I seemed to shut the door between me and all publishers' addresses and book lists. I said to myself, 'Now I can write.'" ~William Faulkner, on the origins of <em>The Sound and the Fury</em>. I'm afraid that a lot of the decisions I make are motivated by fear...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 00:14:05 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>OMG, you guys. Can we talk about this?!!</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=91</link><description><![CDATA[Okay, I give. I have a totally embarrassing confession. Lately I've been <em>obsessed</em> with this one really weird trend.... So the 411 is, for the past couple of years, I've noticed that journalists have started writing articles in professional publications like they're personal diary entries...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 23:03:18 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Aggravating Follow-up</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=88</link><description><![CDATA[Yup. As expected, instead of helping me restore my cover, the CreateSpace folks took the "It's The User's Fault" approach. Here's a darling little missive from "Rich:" Once our team makes changes to your file to assist in making it print ready, we are unable to overturn that change...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 18:34:38 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Aggravated by Amazon</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=87</link><description><![CDATA[For the past month or two, my once pristine opinion of Amazon has been crumbling. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with the Department of Justice lawsuit. The government is investigating the publishers for collusion to fix prices, and Amazon only benefits secondarily...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 04:34:08 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The "All Is Forgiven" Effect</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=86</link><description><![CDATA[So I just finished the season finale of <em>Castle</em>, and joined the collective voice of millions of other Americans saying, "Squee! Rick and Kate together at last!" I probably would have "squeed" louder if I hadn't been waiting for it for, oh, the past four years...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 00:41:23 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Method Writing</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=85</link><description><![CDATA[Well, I've done it again. I added another chapter to WIP-B and pushed the eventual completion down a week or two. The difficulty isn't in the increased word count. I just broke off a third of a too-ambitious chapter to turn it into a half of another, so I really only added one sequence...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:55:01 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Book Trailer</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=84</link><description><![CDATA[I made a book trailer for <em>Bubbles Pop</em>!]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 15:32:55 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>My Contrary Personality</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=83</link><description><![CDATA[I <strong>wrote</strong> today. Shocking, right? I haven't written anything substantial in about a week. Not sure where my time went, but it certainly wasn't into making those progress bars go up. I think I spent it on limericks, putting together job applications, updating my resume and portfolio, and celebrating the end of the school semester with Sweetie by splurging $13...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 23:54:13 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>New Look</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=81</link><description><![CDATA[I redesigned my blog! The old one looked too Blogger-ish, so Sweetie came up with something more modern and we implemented it last night. To refresh your memory, this is what it looked like twelve hours ago (from Google's outdated screenshot, because I forgot to take a picture before I switched and it would be a hassle to reapply the old styles): Static width, heavy banner, lots of white and boxy divs...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 11:28:06 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Finding the Right Audience</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=80</link><description><![CDATA[Articles and how-to books often tell writers to write backwards. First pick an audience, then come up with a story to cater to them. I remember standing in the local public library, leafing through one of the "For Dummies" books on Young Adult fiction, and feeling my cynical heart shrink even more with the turn of every page...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 09:32:54 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Doc Entertained: And Allegory</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=79</link><description><![CDATA[When Sweetie read that I was putting up my poetry on the blog, he was worried for two reasons: (a) if I'm planning to publish it later, he thought people wouldn't bother to purchase something they could find for free online...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 15:40:39 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Duck And Her Egg: An Allegory</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=78</link><description><![CDATA[I started and finished my first epic poem today. And then I recorded myself reading it and put it to silhouettes of farm animals for kicks. And yes, I know it's technically a rooster. And I think the pig's a sow...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:13:59 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Poetry Project</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=76</link><description><![CDATA[Right now, I have three novels in progress, a (terrible) half-finished novella, and a fast-emptying bank account that will force me behind the counter of Starbucks in approximately one month. Clearly, what I need is another project...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:37:36 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Titles Out of Context</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=75</link><description><![CDATA[There's no getting around it: I am <em>terrible</em> at coming up with titles. Other people seem to be able to whip out a fragment of Shakespeare or some obscure poetry at will; I have to wait until I've finished the book and hand it to Sweetie, and then hash it out for hours until we come up with something tolerable...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 06:25:55 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Fun Things for Cynical Writers</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=74</link><description><![CDATA[First, a limerick: A radical author from Boston Found reviewers would often accost him. He fussed and he railed, But eventually wailed, "Fuck it! I'll rewrite Jane Austen." Second, a link: Everyone is a (One) Star: Some of the best one-star reviews around the Interwebs:" The main character wasn't likeable at all...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 06:13:33 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>My Last Rant on 'Bubbles Pop:' Warped Standards in Characterization</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=73</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I reworked the description for <em>Bubbles Pop</em> to be pithier and bouncier. I have the hunch that people were tiring halfway through the first paragraph of the synopsis and never made it to the "Buy" button...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:51:40 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>"Not My Job"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=72</link><description><![CDATA[Outside the office of a woman I used to work for hung a printout of the 2006 "Not My Job" Award. The authenticity of this photo may be called into question, but assuming it's real, it illustrates the same level of aggravating incompetence that I saw displayed with pride on a writers' forum yesterday: It's not the writer's responsibility for his/her spelling or grammar...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:32:28 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Thoughts on Piracy</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=71</link><description><![CDATA[This morning, instead of working on my WIPs like I should, I spent some time making a last ditch effort trying to rescue <em>Bubbles Pop</em> from oblivion. I added an "About the Author" snippet to the Amazon records to make me look like a nice, normal person (lulz), and I put keywords and tags all over it so that any moms looking for a "Cinderella" pillowcase for their five-year-old daughters will stumble across my profanity-laden novel instead...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:41:59 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Reading Like A Reader</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=70</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I was not in a writing mood. Dealing with a finicky decades-old air conditioner, unusable outsourced systems for filing my state taxes, and the early arrival of my monthly "friend" simultaneously tends to kill the creative impulse...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:26:43 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>There Are No Magic Bullets</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=69</link><description><![CDATA[I hate "success stories." I hate the weight loss "success stories" in magazines that make women believe their lives will improve 1000% if they lose ten pounds. I hate the "success stories" in the news of some cute kids who made big bucks on a line of cheeky t-shirts or a website their daddies made for them, as if launching an <em>actual</em> business did not take years of sacrifice and suffering, only to end in bankruptcy...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:14:40 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Great Writers Who Can't Write</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=68</link><description><![CDATA[Early on in the short history of this blog, I criticized the overuse of the word "craft" as a self-important alternative to less artistic-sounding verbs like, you know, "writing." That is not to say, though, that an actual concept of "craft" does not exist...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 06:03:04 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Book Juggling</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=67</link><description><![CDATA[As you can see from the pretty bars to the right, I now have <em>three</em> WIPs going at once. WIP-A is a modern politically charged retelling of "Beauty and the Beast" (like <em>Bubbles Pop</em> but in the third person, with bankers and Marxists)...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:45:27 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Scam Artistry 101</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=66</link><description><![CDATA[Today I opened my usual week's worth of accumulated mail. Between a birthday card from my grandma and some return address stickers with adorable kittens was wedged this "courtesy" notice about my website: In case it isn't obvious from the title of this post, this "Domain Registration of America" is attempting to rip me off...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:22:38 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Personality Predicament</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=65</link><description><![CDATA[When I was in high school (I forget which year), my English teacher led us all to the computer lab and sat us down in front of a career guidance program. The district had obviously spent a lot of money on this software, given the fancy graphics everywhere, and we collectively needed to justify the purchase...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 14:14:44 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>10 Signs You Should Stop Writing Historical Novels</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=64</link><description><![CDATA[1. You find yourself making jokes at the expense of President William McKinley. 2. You are irrationally offended by period dramas and movies showing actresses with smooth legs and underarms, because women did not start removing their body hair <em>en masse</em> until after World War I...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:47:23 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Paralyzed by Perfection</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=63</link><description><![CDATA["We are each of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the eclat of a proverb...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:12:12 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>More Money Matters</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=62</link><description><![CDATA[I haven't written much in the past few days for a couple of reasons: 1) It was Sweetie's birthday on Thursday. 2) I was busy publishing my third short story, "Rosebay Manor" (No sex this time! Though it's still essentially fluff...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 11:19:50 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>A Tactical Advance in the Opposite Direction</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=61</link><description><![CDATA[As you can see by the pretty progress bar I put there on the right, my WIP(B) is inching along painfully. For a stretch last week, it was moving so slowly that I spent more time crying on the bed that I'm the world's worst writer and I'll never amount to anything than I did actively trying to change those facts (that, and procrastinating by making pretty progress bars)...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:13:02 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Unfortunate Realities: Some People Are Just Stupid</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=60</link><description><![CDATA[Like most people, when I encounter someone new, I assume they think more or less like me. They may have a different cultural background, political views, sex or age, but we generally have basic reasoning and communication skills in common...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:48:08 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>"Likable"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=59</link><description><![CDATA[The other day, after Sweetie forced himself to read the entirety of "The Arrangement" on principle, he asked me, "Will you ever write a story about characters you don't mock?" I had never thought about it before, but my reflexive answer was, "Nope...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 22:02:50 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Impatience</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=57</link><description><![CDATA[Every night I wish that I would wake up the next morning and have the magical ability to make my books write themselves. I would simply stare at my computer screen intensely, like a television superhero&mdash;maybe wiggle my nose or point my finger at my temple for good measure&mdash;and the perfect words to express my ideas would materialize on-screen...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:55:50 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Victorian Gentlemen: Racist, Sexist SOBs</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=56</link><description><![CDATA[I've always known that the time and place I live in now is a lot nicer than in bygone eras. Racial and religious minorities can vote. Women can attend universities. You can pretty much marry anybody you want without becoming a social outcast for it (marrying a convicted serial killer you've been exchanging letters with for a month notwithstanding)...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:13:46 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Heroines I Hate</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=55</link><description><![CDATA[I've taken a break from my WIP to write a collection of short romances set in the 1890s (the aforementioned "trashy" piece being one, followed by some nine others with varying degrees of fluff). The best thing about short stories is that I can stuff in a whole lot of ideas all at once, and clear some space in my head for some more substantial efforts...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:01:01 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Myth of Virginity Loss</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=54</link><description><![CDATA[Last night I did a lot of research for my "trashy" short story. I put "trashy" in quotes because, though it has "trashy" material and is in a "trashy" genre, it is not actually garbage. You all know my character by now; I couldn't make myself write real trash to save my life...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:51:41 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>One Star Nightmare Realizations</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=53</link><description><![CDATA[On Tuesday my LibraryThing (LT) Giveaway ended, and I sent the winners a link and access information to retrieve the files from a special page I set up on my author site. For the next 24-48 hours I was too wired up on excitement and trepidation to do much other than refresh my email and draw comics...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:44:57 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Stories 1</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=52</link><description><![CDATA[When I was in library school, I briefly produced a comic strip called <em>Stacks</em>. I eventually stopped because drawing the strips was absurdly time consuming, and I was busy with other things. Well, now I'm not so busy, but I'm not a librarian-in-training anymore...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:12:26 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Nicheless</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=50</link><description><![CDATA[I've always had difficulty fitting into the dichotomies of modern society. I'm neither a Republican nor a Democrat. I'm not generally considered beautiful, but I'm certainly not ugly. When other people reflect on their high school years, they can either bask in faded glory or tell horrific tales of victimization...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:39:36 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The "Me Too" Threshold</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=49</link><description><![CDATA[A couple of posts ago, when I mentioned that I had put <em>Bubbles Pop</em> up as a giveaway on LibraryThing, I had thirty-one members signed up to "win" one of 100 copies. More signed up at a rate of two or three per day, so I figured I'd reach fiftyish by the time the giveaway ended on the 31st, and everyone who signed up would receive a copy...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:12:52 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Character Building</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=48</link><description><![CDATA[I'm not one of those writers who can bump into a random shopper at the grocery store, memorize the look of the ring on her hand and the cardigan on her shoulders, and transform her from "a random shopper" to "inspiration...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:17:11 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Selective Retailing</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=47</link><description><![CDATA[As much as I admire Dean Wesley Smith for making me think seriously about self-publishing, I don't agree with everything he says. What? I have independent opinions? Shocking, right? Anyway, one of Dean's recent posts was titled: "But Why Would You Not Publish to All Bookstores...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:14:10 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Review Paranoia</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=46</link><description><![CDATA[This morning I finished making my final(!) edits to <em>Bubbles Pop</em> and its cover (note to self: next time, look at the image in CMYK colors <em>first</em> so we don't have these unexpected screen-to-ink discrepancies)...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:42:33 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Third Person Problems</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=45</link><description><![CDATA[Contrary to appearances, I don't just sit on my bottom all day blogging and advertising myself shamelessly on social media sites. I mostly sit on my bottom all day making stuff up. While the final proof of <em>Bubbles Pop</em> makes its merry way to my apartment (and by "final proof" I mean "the last proof I'm going to order, but I'm still going to find stuff to change at the last second), I have torn myself away from the lure of promotion to work on my next novel, or, as Meljean Brook puts it, "write a damn book...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:32:31 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Two Types of Writers</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=44</link><description><![CDATA[In my limited experience on this planet, and even lesser experience consuming and regurgitating established patterns in the English language for profit, I've observed two types of writers. The first is a writer with a knack for stringing words together...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:53:05 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Writing to Genre</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=43</link><description><![CDATA[In setting my e-book up on various websites, I have to make a slew of decisions about how to represent myself. Is my first name "T." and my middle name "K.", or does it all run together? Am I my own publisher, or should I leave that field blank...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 13:50:38 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>ISBN Considerations</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=42</link><description><![CDATA[My first proof of <em>Bubbles Pop</em> arrived in the mail today. The UPS guy threw open the screen door, pounded thrice on the wood, dropped the box and bolted back to the safety of his nice, warm truck...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:39:27 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Internet Does Not Exist</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=41</link><description><![CDATA[From now until 5pm today, the Internet does not exist. I have traveled back to 1990 with my laptop, which has the processing power of 2010 but no handy electromagnetic waves to connect to the networks...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 09:24:15 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Typography Rebellion</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=40</link><description><![CDATA[I would be ashamed to report how many times I've re-uploaded <em>Bubbles Pop</em> to Kindle and CreateSpace in the past couple of days. Each time I pore over it with a fine-toothed comb and approve the submission, just to find another flaw in a couple of hours...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:09:23 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Destructive Force of "Work"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=38</link><description><![CDATA[When I was in my K-12 years, my father worked for firms that specialized in insurance law. He didn't talk much about his profession, but I remember two key traits about it: first, he regularly wrote and printed out a <em>ton</em> of paper...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:06:21 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>New Years Kisses</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=37</link><description><![CDATA[I stumbled into the New Year in an antihistamine haze, zoning out to historical Korean costume dramas with honey lemon ginseng tea and a packet of saltines. I dimly noted the coming of 2012 around 10pm, but forgot about it until Sweetie suddenly came in and planted a big kiss on me for no apparent reason...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:12:12 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>A Very Sick Pair</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=35</link><description><![CDATA[It seems I spoke too soon about Christmas going well this year. For the first half of the week, Sweetie and I have been sleeping for about sixteen hours of the day, and whining to each other for the other eight...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:36:58 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>A Very Atheist Christmas</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=34</link><description><![CDATA[We're settled back at home after the traditional trek to Ittybittytownsville, IN for Christmas Eve. As obligatory holidays for religions other than your own go, this one wasn't too bad. Here are the highlights: The weather hovered in the upper thirties and lower forties, considerably reducing the danger that we would smash the 1999 Ford Escort into a tree...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:07:52 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Flash Fiction: "Lucky"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=33</link><description><![CDATA[I submitted this for a contest a while back, but for some reason I woke up today and felt like sharing it here. It's not exactly light Christmas fare, but I'm a heathen so what the hey. Now into the woods, to Grandmother's house...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:29:04 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Beta Reading, or, I'm Dumber Than I Think</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=32</link><description><![CDATA[I consider myself a pretty smart person. I can spell most words I know without looking them up. I'm mildly proficient in three or four different (though all C-based) programming languages. Free tests around the Internet tell me I have an IQ in the 140s because I can unscramble words and perform basic math...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:40:17 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Nooks and Kindles and Kobos, Oh My</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=31</link><description><![CDATA[As is naturally the case when facing the prospect of a sudden drop in income, I have recently felt compelled to spend a lot of money. Not on clothes or gourmet meals or anything like that, but on <em>gadgets</em>...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:09:16 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>An Ounce of Prevention</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=29</link><description><![CDATA[A lot of people participated in the writing marathon in November dubbed NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). The "challenge" is to write a 50,000 word book in one fell blow&mdash;no stopping to think or edit, no catering to your daily moods, just devoting yourself to putting words on the page each evening no matter what...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:26:31 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>I'm Done!</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=28</link><description><![CDATA[With persistence, mad time management skills, and lots of salty snacks, I've finally done it: I finished the last of my coursework for my master's program! After my last presentation yesterday, I came home, ate dinner with Sweetie, took a nap, and then settled in to wrap up one research proposal and slap together an essay...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:58:50 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Crazy Commenters</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=27</link><description><![CDATA[As part of my responsibilities at my pay-for-the-rent job, I post occasionally on the departmental blog. I write about basic tech-type stuff--accessibility concerns, web page design tips for librarians, etc...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:35:30 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Definition of An "Author"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=26</link><description><![CDATA[This morning, Sweetie and I had a bit of a disagreement over whether or not I could call myself "an author." The tiff started with the question of including a biographical blurb about myself at the end of my first book...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:10:20 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>"Real Job" Update</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=25</link><description><![CDATA[A quick update on the $$$ situation: this Friday I have an interview with one of the prospective employers I submitted an application to in November. Technically, it's two 45-minute interviews with different sets of people with intimidating titles...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:35:15 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Honing Your Cruft</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=24</link><description><![CDATA[I've touched on this pet peeve of mine before, but this rainy, stress-filled Sunday seems like a good opportunity to let it all out in one solid rant: I <strong>hate</strong> it when writers talk about "tapping into the creative genius," "honing my craft," or related platitudes recited with a smug little smile that all mean, "We are more special than everyone else...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:53:11 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Illustrator Adventures</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=23</link><description><![CDATA[For the past couple of days I haven't done much writing. First, there have been the everyday inconveniences of school and chores. Then there were your average distractions like free episodes of the PBS <em>Poirot</em> adaptations, and another British one that looked promising but I could figure out the pattern by the second episode...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:19:28 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Royalties Game</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=22</link><description><![CDATA[I've ranted enough about the evils of big publishers that I have everyone convinced that self-publishing (or "micro-publishing") is the way to go, right? Right. Now for another round of ideal shattering...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:44:18 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Black Friday Boycott</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=21</link><description><![CDATA[Growing up, the Thanksgiving feast consisted of one of two things: Chinese food or macaroni and cheese. I watched television or played basketball in shorts in the backyard, because it was southern California and the end of November might as well have been the middle of May...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:24:51 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Berenstein Bears Take "Personal Responsibility"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=20</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed that the people who harp the loudest about "personal responsibility" are the ones with a vested interested in avoiding it? Rich men on Wall Street, for example, love the phrase. "If <em>you</em> can't pay for <em>your</em> house, that's <em>your</em> problem...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:02:38 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Berenstein Bears Count Their Blessings</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=19</link><description><![CDATA[So. After paying my health insurance, credit card bills, and $400 in accumulated interest on my student loans, I have approximately one month's worth of living expenses left in the bank. With no solid job prospects...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:00:30 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Authors' Cult of Personality</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=18</link><description><![CDATA[Often, when I'm dragging my feet on reading another dull paper on information seeking or making yet another wireframe prototype to beg undergrads to evaluate for candy, I will read other authors' (or editors') blogs...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 10:00:16 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The New Democracy of Publication</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=17</link><description><![CDATA[When I first started getting serious about writing (and by "serious" I mean I finally started writing a novel that still looked good a week after starting it), I RSSed some blogs and did some casual reading about the publishing industry...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:42:40 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Choices II</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=16</link><description><![CDATA[A week or so ago I wrote about my decision to find full-time work instead of pursuing a career as a writer. I concluded that the two were not mutually exclusive, and that it would not be prudent to destroy the potential for a career over a temporary compulsion to drop everything and put pretty letters on a page...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:28:19 -0500</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>And the beat goes on</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=15</link><description><![CDATA[After the little run-in with Reduction In Force policies yesterday, Sweetie and I read up on the hiring/firing regulations of the university. For clarification, the university is a state-funded entity...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:09:54 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>It's the First of November...</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=14</link><description><![CDATA[...and I have been rejected. I don't mind rejection under usual circumstances. I <em>do</em> mind rejection when I'm not even given half a chance. The deadline to submit applications to this position was last Thursday, October 27th...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:13:17 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Choices</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=13</link><description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is the first day of November. I would say that today is Halloweeen, but I've eaten so many Mars bars over the past week that I'm already <em>over</em> Halloween. And the pertinent point is really that tomorrow is the first day of November...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:31:11 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>"Something out of nothing"</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=12</link><description><![CDATA[Few things annoy me more than when writers boast that they've "created something out of nothing." For the record, those few things are jaywalkers, parents who bring crying babies to theaters, and paying almost $400 per credit hour to listen to a PhD candidate "teach" by reading aloud from someone else's slides...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:53:22 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Time Is Not on My Side</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=11</link><description><![CDATA[I haven't had the opportunity to write since Friday, primarily because I'm always <em>writing</em>. I'm writing about information seeking; I'm writing about cyborgs; I'm writing about website architecture...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:34:41 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>One Week Down; Fifteen to Go</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=10</link><description><![CDATA[I have officially survived the first week back at school. It took a lot more tenacity and caffeine than I remember...and this was supposed to be an <em>easy</em> semester! In the grand scheme of things, the week really wasn't that bad...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 16:04:08 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Fairy Tales: Don't Mess with Settings</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=8</link><description><![CDATA[The great masterpiece I'm working on now is a modern retelling of <em>Cinderella</em> for teens and early twenty-somethings. (No stealing the idea; it's such an <em>original</em> one). I'm writing from multiple points of view and weaving three different stories together, each with its own tone and subplots that have to fit neatly into the others, so it's a lot to keep track of and pretty tiring work...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:07:34 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>The Litmus Test</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=7</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I conducted my first "Litmus test" of my novel. It's only some 80% complete, but my Prologue had already run through four drafts and I believe it's as polished as it's going to get. The premise of the Litmus test: Lie in wait until your boyfriend, best friend, classmate, or some random stranger looks relatively free...]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 11:30:38 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Illusions of Grandeur</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=6</link><description><![CDATA[You would think the most dangerous voices in your head holding you back from completing that novel are the negative ones. "I can't do it." "No one would read this." "This is the worst chapter in the history of the modern English language...]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:28:02 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Side Tracked</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=5</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I finally had a free day to do nothing but stay home and write. Did I? Of course not. First I had to go to the grocery store. Then I had to make lunch. The dishes were piling up in the sink and the cat coughed up on the carpet...]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:46:52 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Character Maturation</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=4</link><description><![CDATA[Although I generally hate rules, I do have a few personal standards. I don't expect everyone else to follow them, but there are certain principles I will not break. For example, my main character will never sleep with one man while in a relationship with another, unless it's all going to end <em>Anna Karenina</em> style...]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>State of Flow</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=3</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I found talk 'round the Interwebs on the not-exactly-new phrase "state of flow." Bill at Write a Better Novel posted the following tidbit by way of introduction: We all know what it's like to hit the sweet spot in writing your novel...]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:07:56 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Da Rules</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=2</link><description><![CDATA[There are apparently a lot of rules in writing. Every resource available to aspiring authors--other authors' blogs, articles by agents, <em>Novel Writing for Dummies</em>--will try to tell you exactly what to write and what you can't...]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:01:55 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item><item><title>Finally, a Post! Or, 5 Signs You Should Step Away From the Programmers' Notepad</title><link>http://blog.tkmarnell.com/?pid=1</link><description><![CDATA[1) You're late to your internship in the morning because it's <em>imperative</em> that your significant other understand that multi-value columns are much worse than a couple of JOIN statements. 2) You hear "Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes on the radio many times, and it isn't until the twentieth or so that you realize they're <em>not</em> singing: My heart's a stereoIt beats for you, so listen closeHear my thoughts in every <strong>node</strong>...]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:48:21 -0400</pubDate><source url="http://blog.tkmarnell.com/">blog.tkmarnell.com</source></item></channel></rss>
